Big Rad
04-13-2005, 06:04 PM
>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>Question 2:
>
>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
>are the facts about the three leading candidates.
>
>Candidate A -
>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
>He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>martinis a day.
>
>Candidate B -
>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>
>Candidate C -
>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>
>Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
>
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
>Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
>
>And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
>you just killed Beethoven.
>
>Remember:
>Amateurs built the Ark ..... Professionals built the Titanic
>
>Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>employees and has the following statistics:
>
>* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>* 7 have been arrested for fraud
>* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>* 3 have done time for assault
>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
>
>Can you guess which organization this is?
>
>It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
>the rest of us in line.
>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>Question 2:
>
>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
>are the facts about the three leading candidates.
>
>Candidate A -
>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
>He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>martinis a day.
>
>Candidate B -
>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>
>Candidate C -
>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>
>Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
>
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
>Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
>
>And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
>you just killed Beethoven.
>
>Remember:
>Amateurs built the Ark ..... Professionals built the Titanic
>
>Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>employees and has the following statistics:
>
>* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>* 7 have been arrested for fraud
>* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>* 3 have done time for assault
>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
>
>Can you guess which organization this is?
>
>It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
>the rest of us in line.