WarMachine
05-05-2005, 04:17 AM
Drug Store
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a
guy leaning heavily against a
wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with
the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds, "Well, he came in here
this morning to get something for
his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so
I gave him an entire bottle of laxative".
The owner, wide-eyed and excited, shouts, "You
idiot! You can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly responds, "Of course you can.
Look at him, he's afraid to cough."
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a
guy leaning heavily against a
wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with
the guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk responds, "Well, he came in here
this morning to get something for
his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so
I gave him an entire bottle of laxative".
The owner, wide-eyed and excited, shouts, "You
idiot! You can't treat a
cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly responds, "Of course you can.
Look at him, he's afraid to cough."