Fishing Bumper Stickers

[shaggy]

Okay, I am bored, getting ready for work, so here is a list of bumper stickers for our fish-mobiles:

Women want me. Fish fear me.

Good things come to those who BAIT!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will become an alcoholic.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish

Fishing: A jerk on the end of a line...waiting for a jerk on the end of a line

Born to fish, forced to work

Give me fish and no one gets hurt

Fishing today makes alcholics tomorrow.

I live with fear and danger every day, but sometimes she lets me go fishing. (with apologies to my wife :eek: )

Old fishermen never die! They just smell like it!

All, have a great day.

My bumper sticker:

Have Jeep will travel :D

[rattler]

among the many...normal people worry me...FISH TILL IT HURTS, THEN FISH SOME MORE :D

[BubbaBlue]

From Warren's BB I believe..

"It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm."

:rolleyes: :D
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[inawe]

I catch more fish accidentally ,than you catch on purpose :p

[Kozlow]

Enjoy the outdoors Fish Naked.

I fish therefore I lie.

Fish tremble at the sound of my name.

Size really does matter.

Don't follow me I'm going fishing.

Work is that annoying time between fishing trips.