I apologize in advance...

[sand flea]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a crap
Amen

[clinder]

thats the funniest sh*t ive read in a long time. :D

[MANDINGO]

I Like His Prayer At Least It Makes Sense. :d :d

[jay b]

Sooo...... how long you planing on being single ?? :D I tried to hold out til I was 30 but only lasted til 28 and that's my wifes fault. ;)

Funny stuff, just don't tell the Misses I said that.

[AL_N_VB]

funny stuff...LMAO :D

[FL FISHERMAN]

Great stuff!!! No need to apologize it is all true! ;) I am still looking for my 3rd ex-wife....... :D LOL

[ro-h2o]

SF keep the good ones coming. :D :D :D

[rattler]

I WANT THE PERFECT WOMAN...discription: deaf and dumb, over sexed, sole owner of a chain of liqour stores...boat is optional... ;)