BubbaBlue
10-26-2005, 07:50 PM
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He
being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of
his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go
the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping
a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him
and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high
and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
so off they went to one of the cars and had a little fun.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he
came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:
Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there.
Did you dance much?
I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
.
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He
being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of
his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go
the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping
a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him
and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high
and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
so off they went to one of the cars and had a little fun.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he
came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:
Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there.
Did you dance much?
I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
.