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BubbaBlue
11-19-2005, 12:47 AM
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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RuddeDogg
11-19-2005, 12:52 AM
That's way too funny. :p

Shooter
11-19-2005, 01:39 AM
That was cute but it brought back a nightmare of when my ex-wife said she wished she had bigger boobs so I handed her some tolite paper and told her to rub it between her boobs. She asked "Will this make my boobs bigger?" I said "Hail yea look what it has done to your arse" :eek: The only thing I remember is the ambulance guys telling me Everything will be OK and feeling 2 lumps in my windpipe but not being able to have anymore kids aint to bad :(

AL_N_VB
11-19-2005, 02:24 AM
:D LMAO :D ....reminds me of bringing a car door that I got from a junk yard to the beach ....on hot days I can roll the winddow down an let tha breeze in