Blackbird
09-10-2006, 07:43 PM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't be sure that he knows her or from where he might know her. So he asks her , "Do you know me?"
"I think you're the father of one of my kids," she replies.
Now his mind travels back because he can't recall ever being unfaithful to his wife. Finally, he says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I banged on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your hot partner whipped me with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says,
"No! I'm your son's math teacher."
:D
He's rather taken aback, because he can't be sure that he knows her or from where he might know her. So he asks her , "Do you know me?"
"I think you're the father of one of my kids," she replies.
Now his mind travels back because he can't recall ever being unfaithful to his wife. Finally, he says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I banged on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your hot partner whipped me with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says,
"No! I'm your son's math teacher."
:D