Gnatman
12-06-2006, 09:37 AM
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into this western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a drunk gunslinger walked out of the saloon. He had a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other, and he looked at the old man and said "Hey old-timer, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at him and said "No I never did dance, I just never did want to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now." With that, he started shooting at the old man's feet. The old man was hopping around and everybody was laughing. The gunslinger fired his last bullet, then holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The prospector reached up on the mule, got his shotgun and pulled the hammers back, making a clicking sound. The gunslinger heard this--then everything got real quiet . He turned around and found himself looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked him, "Did you ever kiss a mule right on the ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard, then said, "No, I never have--but I've always wanted to."
:eek:
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a drunk gunslinger walked out of the saloon. He had a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other, and he looked at the old man and said "Hey old-timer, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at him and said "No I never did dance, I just never did want to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now." With that, he started shooting at the old man's feet. The old man was hopping around and everybody was laughing. The gunslinger fired his last bullet, then holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The prospector reached up on the mule, got his shotgun and pulled the hammers back, making a clicking sound. The gunslinger heard this--then everything got real quiet . He turned around and found himself looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked him, "Did you ever kiss a mule right on the ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard, then said, "No, I never have--but I've always wanted to."
:eek: