sprtsracer
12-06-2006, 07:16 PM
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
Well, I was having a quite round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours"!
I don't remember much after that.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
Well, I was having a quite round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours"!
I don't remember much after that.