sprtsracer
12-06-2006, 07:18 PM
Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off fishin', and she got pregnant and had a baby,
would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking
real hard about the question.
Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off fishin', and she got pregnant and had a baby,
would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking
real hard about the question.
Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.