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12-12-2006, 05:59 PM
:--| A Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
> in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling scrumptious
> looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look
> good, the smell was wonderful.
> He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
> The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
> called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
> morning. A delicacy!"
> The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
> The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
> per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
> early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
> evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
> After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
> said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
> ones I saw you serve yesterday."
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
> the bull wins.
:D
> in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling scrumptious
> looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look
> good, the smell was wonderful.
> He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
> The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
> called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
> morning. A delicacy!"
> The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
> The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
> per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
> early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
> evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
> After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and
> said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
> ones I saw you serve yesterday."
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
> the bull wins.
:D