lipyanker
12-12-2006, 06:43 PM
Subject: Two old men
>
> TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A
> LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL
> BROTHEL.
>
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
> MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN
> EACH
> BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON
> THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND
> THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
> WAS DEAD!"
>
> "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"
>
> "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."
>
> HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."
>
> "A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
>
> "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER AND KISSING HER ON THE NECK ... I GAVE
> HER A LITTLE BITE AND SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW!"
>
>
> TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A
> LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL
> BROTHEL.
>
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
> MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN
> EACH
> BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON
> THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND
> THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
> WAS DEAD!"
>
> "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"
>
> "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."
>
> HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."
>
> "A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
>
> "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER AND KISSING HER ON THE NECK ... I GAVE
> HER A LITTLE BITE AND SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW!"
>