Hide the Guns and Ammo

[Blue Heron]

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly, Pay me a compliment".

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect".

He never heard the shot

[RuddeDogg]

I'm glad that Boss Dogg don't like them and the ones that I have she can't use. ;) :rolleyes: ;) :rolleyes:

[jcreamer]

Glad mine doesn't like guns and will not go around mine.

[BLUESMAN]

I thought it was a good trade ! :popcorn:

[BLUESMAN]

Article in local news yesterday:

Husband lost duck hunting, lost duckboat,
BPS shotgun and Labrador Retriever !

Reward for Labrador Retriever! :redface: