jcreamer
02-12-2007, 12:23 AM
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The offices says, "I clocked you at 80 miles an hour sir."
The driver says "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60 miles per hour pherhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be sill dear, you know that this car does not have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the tiacket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demureky and said, "You should bbe thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer made out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unitm the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says,"I see that you're not wearing your seat belt sir, thats an automatic $75.00 fine."
The driver says,"Yeah, well yu see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my pocket."
The wife says,"Now dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on as you never wear your seat belt when you are driving."
And as the officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks overat the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way ma'am?"
I love this part.
"Only when he's been drinking."
:eek: :eek: :eek:
The driver says "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60 miles per hour pherhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be sill dear, you know that this car does not have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the tiacket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demureky and said, "You should bbe thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer made out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unitm the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says,"I see that you're not wearing your seat belt sir, thats an automatic $75.00 fine."
The driver says,"Yeah, well yu see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my pocket."
The wife says,"Now dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on as you never wear your seat belt when you are driving."
And as the officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks overat the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way ma'am?"
I love this part.
"Only when he's been drinking."
:eek: :eek: :eek: