cygnus-x1
02-19-2007, 12:17 PM
A pair of gentlemen were Ice Fishing just off the shore of the lake. They had been there for a few hours with not even a nibble. This young ladd walks out on a nearby pier, opens up his folding chair and proceeds to throw a line in a hole in the ice off the side of the pier.
WHAM he caught a fish almost immediately.
WHAM he got a second. So the gents walked back to land and meandered over to the pier and approached the boy.
One gentleman asked. "How are you catching all those fish so quickly ?"
The boy mumbled something unintelligible.
The second gentleman whispered "maybe he is deaf and or mute"
So the first gentleman asked again more loudly "Pardon me, what is you secret for catching fish?"
The boy turned around held up his palm spat a large mass into his palm and proudly said
"You have to keep the worms warm !"
WHAM he caught a fish almost immediately.
WHAM he got a second. So the gents walked back to land and meandered over to the pier and approached the boy.
One gentleman asked. "How are you catching all those fish so quickly ?"
The boy mumbled something unintelligible.
The second gentleman whispered "maybe he is deaf and or mute"
So the first gentleman asked again more loudly "Pardon me, what is you secret for catching fish?"
The boy turned around held up his palm spat a large mass into his palm and proudly said
"You have to keep the worms warm !"