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old linesides
02-21-2007, 09:12 AM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)








These CAROLINA boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.:D
drhnter
02-21-2007, 09:27 AM
may not take that long could be over by nightfall:D :D :D
ishootback
02-21-2007, 07:03 PM
I heard they would not go because they ain't no NASCAR over there:rolleyes:
drhnter
02-21-2007, 08:42 PM
I heard they would not go because they ain't no NASCAR over there:rolleyes:

Hell they will be done and home by race time sunday:beer: :beer: :beer: :D :D
RuddeDogg
02-22-2007, 08:19 AM
I like it.
jcreamer
02-22-2007, 01:19 PM
Sounds good to me:p :p
Al Kai
02-23-2007, 04:34 AM
I think If you send the Carolina boys in there they will surrender wholesale like they did back in 91.