old linesides
02-23-2007, 05:45 PM
Deep Questions ... OKAY MAYBE NOT SO DEEP , BUT
> DEFINITELY FOOD FOR
> THOUGHT .
>
>
> If you can answer these questions you've probably
> grasped the meaning of
> life.
>
>
> 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when
> we know the batteries
> are flat?
>
> 2 .Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
> when they know
> there is not enough?
>
> 3 .Why does someone believe you when you say there
> are four billion
> stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> 4 .Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
> 5 .Why do they use sterilised needles for death by
> lethal injection?
>
> 6 .Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> 7 .Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
> but ducks when you
> throw a gun at him?
>
> 8 .Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> 9 .Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word
> "lisp"?
>
> 10. What is the speed of darkness?
>
> 11. .Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
> non-disabled people
> at The Special Olympics?
>
> 12 .If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack
> it?
>
> 13. If the temperature is zero outside today and
> it's going to be twice
> as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>
> 14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still
> apes?
>
> 15. If it's true that we are here to help others,
> what are the others
> doing here?
>
>
> 16. Do married people live longer than single ones
> or does it only seem
> longer?
>
> 17. If someone with a split personality threatens to
> commit suicide, is
> it a hostage situation?
>
> 18. Can you cry under water?
>
> 19. What level of importance must a person have,
> before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> 20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
> have branches?
>
> 21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> 22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we
> figured out it would
> be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
>
> 23. Why is it that people say they "slept like a
> baby" when babies wake
> up, like, every two hours?
>
> 24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
> called a hearing?
>
> 25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and
> then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> 26. Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip,
> leave the room or close
> the cubicle curtain while you change? ............
> they're still going
> to see you naked anyway.
>
:D
> DEFINITELY FOOD FOR
> THOUGHT .
>
>
> If you can answer these questions you've probably
> grasped the meaning of
> life.
>
>
> 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when
> we know the batteries
> are flat?
>
> 2 .Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
> when they know
> there is not enough?
>
> 3 .Why does someone believe you when you say there
> are four billion
> stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> 4 .Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
> 5 .Why do they use sterilised needles for death by
> lethal injection?
>
> 6 .Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> 7 .Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
> but ducks when you
> throw a gun at him?
>
> 8 .Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> 9 .Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word
> "lisp"?
>
> 10. What is the speed of darkness?
>
> 11. .Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
> non-disabled people
> at The Special Olympics?
>
> 12 .If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack
> it?
>
> 13. If the temperature is zero outside today and
> it's going to be twice
> as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>
> 14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still
> apes?
>
> 15. If it's true that we are here to help others,
> what are the others
> doing here?
>
>
> 16. Do married people live longer than single ones
> or does it only seem
> longer?
>
> 17. If someone with a split personality threatens to
> commit suicide, is
> it a hostage situation?
>
> 18. Can you cry under water?
>
> 19. What level of importance must a person have,
> before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> 20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
> have branches?
>
> 21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> 22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we
> figured out it would
> be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
>
> 23. Why is it that people say they "slept like a
> baby" when babies wake
> up, like, every two hours?
>
> 24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
> called a hearing?
>
> 25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and
> then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> 26. Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip,
> leave the room or close
> the cubicle curtain while you change? ............
> they're still going
> to see you naked anyway.
>
:D