You might be a redneck if:

[drhnter]

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
2. You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids
3. you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
4. you think a woman that is "out of your league'
bowls on a different night
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people
6. You think Genitalia is an Italian airline
7. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean
8. Your Junior/senior prom had a daycare.
9. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels
10. the bluebook value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas you have in the tank
11. "Ya' can't git married to your sweetheart" because theres a dang law against it
12. your toilet paper has page numbers
13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
:D :beer: :popcorn:

[Railroader]

Why is it OK to post Redneck jokes, but if I put up a list of old, worn out...

Black jokes
Jew jokes
Italian jokes
Polac jokes
Asian jokes

Etc................


I'd be moderated all to hell, and immediately categorized as an insensitive, country, bigoted, politically incorrect.....




REDNECK!!!!



Just curious....:p

[RuddeDogg]

You could be like me as I have been called at times, an "equal opertunity racist" cause I hate everybody......just kidin ;) ;) ;)

[drhnter]

Why is it OK to post Redneck jokes, but if I put up a list of old, worn out...

Black jokes
Jew jokes
Italian jokes
Polac jokes
Asian jokes

Etc................


I'd be moderated all to hell, and immediately categorized as an insensitive, country, bigoted, politically incorrect.....




REDNECK!!!!






Just curious....:p

Maybe because we rednecks know we are rednecks , we are damn proud to be rednecks and still have a sense of humor , and I will proudly drink to that:beer:beer: :beer: :D :D

[Railroader]

Maybe because we rednecks know we are rednecks , we are damn proud to be rednecks and still have a sense of humor , and I will proudly drink to that:beer:beer: :beer: :D :D

You ain't a Redneck unless you capitalize "Redneck"...:D

I do find it very entertaining, that here in the United States of the Offended, we are about all that's left that is still fair game for jokes, in polite company.

That's because we don't give a ratz-azz about being in polite company, or what they think of us.

"Genitalia" made me spit coffee, BTW. Hadn't seen that one....:D :D

[drhnter]

You ain't a Redneck unless you capitalize "Redneck"...:D

I do find it very entertaining, that here in the United States of the Offended, we are about all that's left that is still fair game for jokes, in polite company.

That's because we don't give a ratz-azz about being in polite company, or what they think of us.

"Genitalia" made me spit coffee, BTW. Hadn't seen that one....:D :D

capitalize what da hell does that mean:D :D

nobody ever accuse me of being pc besides Redneck is not a group of people it is a state of mind and if we can't laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at:beer: :beer: :beer:

[Catfish713]

Hell yea drhnter and Railroader Redneck and proud we got more Rednecks in this country than anything else and I think it's time we come out and show it off BIG TIME!!! :beer:

[sand flea]

Kinda' curious that a mod thinks the mods here are unfair...but I'll give it a go.

When rednecks have spent a couple hundred years in slavery (blacks), they'll be off limits. When rednecks have been gassed in the millions by a government (jews), they'll be off limits. When rednecks introduce pizza and the mafia to Americans (Italians), well to hell with the Italians. Rag them all you want.;)

The thing is that rednecks aren't really just white guys anymore--it's a creed. It's the way we can poke fun at each other without getting ugly. I know a bunch of asian and black rednecks, and they laugh as hard at the jokes as anyone.

Honestly, I can laugh at a joke about race as long as the person telling it isn't coming from hate. And that's the problem--some of these "jokes" are about trashing people.

And if you want me to drop my redneck cred, here it is: you might be a redneck if your cousin was on both Jerry Springer and Ricki Lake. Seriously. She was at Thanksgiving Dinner this year.

[Newsjeff]

Well said, Matt. ;)

[AtlantaKing]

Asian Redneck here! :D

[Railroader]

And if you want me to drop my redneck cred, here it is: you might be a redneck if your cousin was on both Jerry Springer and Ricki Lake. Seriously. She was at Thanksgiving Dinner this year.

That's pretty danged RED, there, 'Flea :eek: ....

Can I get her phone number??? :beer: :beer:

[RuddeDogg]

Flea hit it right in the head. Jokes are one thing, but when said in hate.......well thats just plain wrong.

[drhnter]

Flea hit it right in the head. Jokes are one thing, but when said in hate.......well thats just plain wrong.

I agree totally and believe me I would never say anything to offend anyone, I am a Redneck and proud to be one ...Redneck is a state of mind and we come in all colors, sizes and nationalities and I wear the badge with my head held high, :beer: :beer: :D :D

[SeaSalt]

I heard a story where a guy in west va went hunting and instead of bringing home a deer, he had to get his pickup towed because he accidently shot it with his shotgun. I believe that man is banned in west virginia now... or have been getting threats for his life... :D You don't shoot your pickup truck, thats the 11th commandment in west virginia.

I aint white but i sure do like 'em grits...

[bassZooKa]

I heard a story where a guy in west va went hunting and instead of bringing home a deer, he had to get his pickup towed because he accidently shot it with his shotgun. I believe that man is banned in west virginia now... or have been getting threats for his life... :D You don't shoot your pickup truck, thats the 11th commandment in west virginia.

I aint white but i sure do like 'em grits...

noyou don't and in West Virginia youre still allowed to shoot a guy if you catch him in bed with your wife

BTW my ex girlfriend was on Springer once haha that is a great show

[RuddeDogg]

I agree with ya drhntr 110 %...:beer: :beer:

[drhnter]

Kinda' curious that a mod thinks the mods here are unfair...but I'll give it a go.

When rednecks have spent a couple hundred years in slavery (blacks), they'll be off limits. When rednecks have been gassed in the millions by a government (jews), they'll be off limits. When rednecks introduce pizza and the mafia to Americans (Italians), well to hell with the Italians. Rag them all you want.;)

The thing is that rednecks aren't really just white guys anymore--it's a creed. It's the way we can poke fun at each other without getting ugly. I know a bunch of asian and black rednecks, and they laugh as hard at the jokes as anyone.

Honestly, I can laugh at a joke about race as long as the person telling it isn't coming from hate. And that's the problem--some of these "jokes" are about trashing people.

And if you want me to drop my redneck cred, here it is: you might be a redneck if your cousin was on both Jerry Springer and Ricki Lake. Seriously. She was at Thanksgiving Dinner this year.

Had an ex-sister-in-law on Springer once and boy did she fit in :D :D .. remember if someone tells you that you are going on springer show IT IS NEVER A GOOD THING:eek: :eek: :eek: