drhnter
02-24-2007, 06:26 PM
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for many years, He had a large pond in the back, fixed up real nice along with some picnic tables, horseshoe pits,and some apple and peach trees, The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening he decided to go take a walk around the pond since he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket so he could pick up some fruit to take back to the house.
As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.When he got closer he realized it was a bunch of pretty young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted "we are not coming out until you leave"
The old man just smiled and replied"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you come out of the pond naked" Holding the bucket up he said "I'm just here to feed the alligators"
One thing about old men they may move slow but they can still think fast:D :D
One evening he decided to go take a walk around the pond since he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket so he could pick up some fruit to take back to the house.
As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.When he got closer he realized it was a bunch of pretty young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted "we are not coming out until you leave"
The old man just smiled and replied"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you come out of the pond naked" Holding the bucket up he said "I'm just here to feed the alligators"
One thing about old men they may move slow but they can still think fast:D :D