drhnter
02-24-2007, 08:27 PM
1. crack found on governors daughter (imagine that)
2. Expert says "something went wrong in jet crash" (really?)
3. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers(now thats taking things a bit too far)
4. is there a ring of debris around Uranus? (not if I wipe thoroughly)
5. Panda mating fails;veterinarian takes over (what a guy)
6. Miners refuse to work after death(good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos)
7. Juvenile courts to try shooting defendents(that should work better then a fair trail)
8. War dims hope for peace
9. If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while (ya think)
10. Cold wave linked to temperatures (who would have thought)
11. Enfield (London)couple slain, Police suspect Homicide(they may be on to something)
12. Red tape holds up New Bridges (you mean theres something stronger than duct tape?)
13. New study of obesity looks for larger test group (weren't they fat enough?)
14. Astronut takes blame for gas in spacecraft (thats what he gets for eating all those beans)
15. Kids make nutritious meals(taste like chicken)
16. Local High school dropouts cut in half (Chainsaw massacre all over again)
17. Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors(boy are they tall)
18. Typhone rips through cemetery; hundreds dead (did I read that sign right?)
:D :D :D
2. Expert says "something went wrong in jet crash" (really?)
3. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers(now thats taking things a bit too far)
4. is there a ring of debris around Uranus? (not if I wipe thoroughly)
5. Panda mating fails;veterinarian takes over (what a guy)
6. Miners refuse to work after death(good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos)
7. Juvenile courts to try shooting defendents(that should work better then a fair trail)
8. War dims hope for peace
9. If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while (ya think)
10. Cold wave linked to temperatures (who would have thought)
11. Enfield (London)couple slain, Police suspect Homicide(they may be on to something)
12. Red tape holds up New Bridges (you mean theres something stronger than duct tape?)
13. New study of obesity looks for larger test group (weren't they fat enough?)
14. Astronut takes blame for gas in spacecraft (thats what he gets for eating all those beans)
15. Kids make nutritious meals(taste like chicken)
16. Local High school dropouts cut in half (Chainsaw massacre all over again)
17. Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors(boy are they tall)
18. Typhone rips through cemetery; hundreds dead (did I read that sign right?)
:D :D :D