Gnatman
04-09-2007, 12:54 PM
...died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He
told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what
Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Blondes, " and he banished her to hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Boo boo," and he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,
"So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he
was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the
cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
boulder.
St. Peter said, Verrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued,...
"Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out.
If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St Peter fainted.
...:D
told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what
Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Blondes, " and he banished her to hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Boo boo," and he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,
"So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he
was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the
cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
boulder.
St. Peter said, Verrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued,...
"Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out.
If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
St Peter fainted.
...:D