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RedskinFan228
08-03-2007, 10:58 PM
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her... Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together....Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher....Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.....Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?.... Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me....Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."...Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."...Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."...James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."...Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up...Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to....Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met...Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong....Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy...Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted" . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."....Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


Ken
Sea2aeS
08-03-2007, 11:46 PM
wow, the redskins actually have fans.... as in electric fans, or people who actually cheer the losers on for 16 weeks of loosing????:D :D :beer: :--|


I had to do it.... Joe Gibbs is the perfect example of "too little, too late" we all have our primes.. why would he get 2???



"to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world" unknown

"lifes a bitch, then you marry one" unknown

"the wise man takes the path of least resistance"
Confucious
RedskinFan228
08-05-2007, 03:47 AM
wow, the redskins actually have fans.... as in electric fans, or people who actually cheer the losers on for 16 weeks of loosing????:D :D :beer: :--|


I had to do it.... Joe Gibbs is the perfect example of "too little, too late" we all have our primes.. why would he get 2???



"to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world" unknown

"lifes a bitch, then you marry one" unknown

"the wise man takes the path of least resistance"
Confucious

Now why did you have to go and talk trash about my boys. Season has not even started yet. Let me guess you must be a cowboy fan. Funny how you trash my team and my coach but dont mention who your team is, must not be to proud huh.
AL SEARS
08-05-2007, 07:05 AM
I had the opportunity to meet Coach Joe Gibbs at charity Golf outing few years ago, what a True Gentleman, when asked to sign a card from Golf Course (Black Diamond Ranch & Golf Course) he replied if you dont mind i prefer to give you my card/booklet,he presented me with a small booklet that told of his past and described how he followed through on his word. It is easy to see how he can get the most out of his team , Great Man. al
RedskinFan228
08-05-2007, 09:41 AM
Al, I definately agree with you. He took the redskins to three super bowls and look at the QBs he had not to mention the ability to plug in a running back and make him a star. He beleives in the old school football, run first and play defense. Although he never was afraid to put the ball up. :D:D:D I always said he was not going to be an overnight savior in Washington. He did make one big mistake and his name was Brunnel. I think Giggs should have went with a younger QB and by now we would be well on our way. Now we are starting over with a rookie. I think we will show some moments of a playoff team and some as a cellar dweller this year. But next year (gibbs last on his deal...i think) we should be a team to be reckoned with. I hope Gibbs sticks around another season or two to see the fruits of his labors. I think he may end up taking over the team as the president and Snyder going after Cowler. Only time will tell. Our division is not that strong so it is a crap shoot with mcnabb comming off of two seasons with major injuries, manning still young with no running game and a big hole on the defense with strhan not playing and Dallas new coach, QB who is shakey at best. LOL

Go Skins

Ken
Sea2aeS
08-06-2007, 01:10 AM
No, im a Minnesota Vikings fan.... Ever since a lil kid they been my team, and will be till I die..... Im just sick of people thinking gibbs is the skins saving grace..... :rolleyes:
RedskinFan228
08-07-2007, 12:35 AM
No, im a Minnesota Vikings fan.... Ever since a lil kid they been my team, and will be till I die..... Im just sick of people thinking gibbs is the skins saving grace..... :rolleyes:

He is....you wish you had him. BTW we have an old left handed QB we will give you for free. Since that lame one youhave will probably be benched by week three. He is a vick wanna be with out the arm and worse accuracy. He will learn that yu cannot survive in this league by running 3 out of every 5 times you drop back to throw.

Bet we have a better record this year than the Vikes (and you get to play detroit and green bay twice LOL)
Sea2aeS
08-07-2007, 04:51 PM
bet me a 12 pack of my choice.... after week 6, or whenever you wanna make it, i dont care.... a friendly wager for free chillies is always worthy.:)

if the skins have a better record, 12 pack on me....
if the vikings have a better record, 12 pack on you.

if theyre both the same, it goes to the next week to determine tie breaker.... if one of the teams has a bye week, then then the next week both teams play is the tie breaker...


hows that sound????
RedskinFan228
08-09-2007, 05:50 AM
Lets make it a 12 pack of the winners choice. Best record after each team has played 8 games and then another for best record at the end of the season. What do you say? Or we culd just make it a case for best record at the end of the season. Ties and no one pays.

Ken
Sea2aeS
08-09-2007, 08:24 PM
well thats what i meant.... if you win, you pick what beer you want dood.... by no means would i get somebody natural ice when they drink bud light:--| or corona:rolleyes: , etc.... that defeats the purpose, but yea im game....:D
RedskinFan228
08-13-2007, 02:27 AM
well thats what i meant.... if you win, you pick what beer you want dood.... by no means would i get somebody natural ice when they drink bud light:--| or corona:rolleyes: , etc.... that defeats the purpose, but yea im game....:D

OK we are on. Do we do it in two sessions 12 pack to the winner after each 8 games or just a case to the winner at the end of regular season? Your choice.

I would say we can do another for the playoffs but your boys will not get that far LMAO

Ken
baitslingin
08-13-2007, 08:40 AM
id go with the skins this year:D