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BubbaBlue
08-07-2007, 09:30 AM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say "H*ll no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the h*ll would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."


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RuddeDogg
08-07-2007, 10:00 AM
Great one!!!:D :D :D
cygnus-x1
08-07-2007, 11:07 AM
LMAO :p :p :p :p :p :p
lipyanker
08-07-2007, 12:06 PM
LoL I almost choked on my granola bar
nine ought
08-07-2007, 02:27 PM
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NTKG
08-07-2007, 03:43 PM
damnit i just spit redbull on my computer
CrawFish
08-07-2007, 03:46 PM
now that's a good one.. :D
crappietracker
08-07-2007, 08:18 PM
are there really people matching this description at wal-mart?:rolleyes: