AL_N_VB
08-08-2007, 01:58 PM
The Pastor's A$$
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> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it
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>won.
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> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that
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>he entered it in the
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>race again, and it won again.
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> The local paper read:
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> PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT
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> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
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>publicity that he ordered
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>the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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> The next day, the local paper headline read:
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> BISHOP SCRATCHES
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>PASTOR'S A$$
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he
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>ordered the pastor to get
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>rid of the donkey.
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> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
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>nearby convent.
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> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
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>the following headline
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>the next day:
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> NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
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> The bishop fainted.
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> He informed the nun that she would have to get
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>rid of the donkey, so
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>she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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> The next day the paper read:
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> NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he
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>ordered the nun to buy back
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> the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
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>run wild.
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> The next day the headlines read:
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
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> The bishop was buried the next day.
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> The moral of the story is . . . being
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>concerned about public opinion
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>can bring you much grief and misery . .
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> even shorten your life.
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> So be yourself and enjoy life.
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> Stop worrying about everyone else's a$$ and
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>you'll be a lot happier
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>and live longer!
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> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it
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>won.
>
> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that
>
>he entered it in the
>
>race again, and it won again.
>
>
>
> The local paper read:
>
> PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT
>
>
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
>
>publicity that he ordered
>
>the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>
>
>
>
> The next day, the local paper headline read:
>
> BISHOP SCRATCHES
>
>PASTOR'S A$$
>
>
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he
>
>ordered the pastor to get
>
>rid of the donkey.
>
>
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
>
>nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
>
>the following headline
>
>the next day:
>
> NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
>
>
>
> The bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to get
>
>rid of the donkey, so
>
>she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the paper read:
>
> NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he
>
>ordered the nun to buy back
>
> the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
>
>run wild.
>
>
>
>
>
> The next day the headlines read:
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
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> The bishop was buried the next day.
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>
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> The moral of the story is . . . being
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>concerned about public opinion
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>can bring you much grief and misery . .
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> even shorten your life.
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>
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> So be yourself and enjoy life.
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> Stop worrying about everyone else's a$$ and
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>you'll be a lot happier
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>and live longer!