tnturtle
08-13-2007, 02:29 PM
He forgot his wedding anniversary.His wife was angry.She told him that her gift had better be in the driveway tommorrow morning and it had better go from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds.The next morning she looked out the window and saw a gift wrapped box in the driveway.When she opened it she found a bathroom scale.Orvil has been missing since last Friday.