nine ought
08-16-2007, 01:15 AM
One saturday morning he gets up early,dresses quietly,gets his lunch made,puts on his long johns, grabs his dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat and down the road he goes. Seconds later the rain begins to pour. It is like a torrential downpour. There is snow and sleet mixed with the rain. The wind is blowing at over 50mph. Minutes later he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house. turns the TV to the weather channel and he finds it is going to be very bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage,quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back,Now with a different anticipation he whispers,"The weather out there is terrible",To which she replies,"Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"