you gotta read this.

[clinder]

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious.

The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?" the man asked.:D:D:D

[Pierside]

In Northeast Florida there was a new young game warden that was out to make a name for himself. He tried to write as many citations as he could and get recognized in the reports for arrests. There was one particular old fisherman that he was hot to catch. This ole boy would leave home every morning before first light and come back a few hours later with a limit of fish. The young game warden stopped him many times, but the old man never had too many fish and none were ever the wrong size. The young game warden finally told the old fisherman that he knew he was fishing illegally and he would soon catch him. The old man asked the game warden to fish with him the next morning and the warden accepted. The two met the next day and the old man took the game warden out in his two man sit on top kayak. The warden noted that there was no fishing tackle onboard and he knew he had the old boy. When the two finally stopped to fish the old fisherman reached into his storage area and lit a stick of dynamite, threw it in the water and after the explosion paddled around to pick up the legal fish. The game warden was excited because he caught the culprit red handed and began to read him his rights. The old man calmly reached down and lit another stick of dynamite and tossed it to the warden and in a soft voice said," Warden you gonna talk or you gonna fish".