Rockfish1
12-16-2007, 06:02 PM
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
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Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
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Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: The Linc - they never have a touchdown there .
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Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
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Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
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Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows (and we may never find out!)
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Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
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Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
_______________
Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: The Linc - they never have a touchdown there .
_______________
Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
___________________
Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
__________________
Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
____________________
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
____________________
Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows (and we may never find out!)
____________________
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.