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SkunkApe
12-19-2007, 03:37 AM
The dog doesn't know how to speak English.

However, I can read the dog like a good fishing publication. I know that when the dog gets off the couch and shakes her head and stares at you, then she needs to go outside...

I know when the dog gets off the couch (do you see a pattern here..:D) and sticks her ears up and stares at you, she's hungry....

Some dogs are smarter than others, I think I got a smart one here. She's a black lab - Rottie mix and is my best friend.

The wiener dog my X just dropped off has a peanut sized brain.....

I make sure the dogs get a good run on the beach everyday, and I think that helps them to have a good respect for commands and hand signals.

How do you train a "lap dog" to listen to you and not run from Chix to Lesner w/ it's eyes rolled back in it's head humping washed up garbage?

I'm very dedicated to my lab, as she can see birds from quite a distance further than I can. Off the the leash she will alert and run towards a flock that's picking the shoreline.

Skunk

Dr. Bubba
12-19-2007, 09:37 AM
sounds like a pretty cool dog!
wiener dogs are good hunters, ya know....

basstardo
12-19-2007, 09:52 AM
Man, I had 3 of those little rascals growing up. The biggest thing is he isn't loyal to you yet. I had 2 of mine since they were tiny puppies, and they would do anything I told them to, and were extremely protective. The male, Hoagie, did roll his eyes back and hump everything in sight, but I think that's just how they are. :D Heaven help you if they see a rabbit or a squirrel though. Mine would look at me and whine and wait for permission, but he caught rabbit's all the time. I've seen him jump and nail a rabbit in midair. Great little hunter. Just give him some time to realize you're the alpha dog, he'll come around.