Look at what makes the news these days

[J_Lannon]

http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm

[baitslingin]

well that just stinks

[Rockfish1]

they're from mid no where Maine... it's the middle of the winter... fer chrise sakes what they want them to do?... :D

[saltandsand]

My brother taught my son to burp the A,B,C's. We received one discipline report from the school, (he was doing it in class), then received another when he was burping it in the hallway with another boy. I can understand them not wanting it in the classroom but in the hallway is a bit to fart (oops I meant too far)

Hats off to his Uncle! I mean really...I guess these days childhood ends at birth.

[outfishin28]

what do they want them to do, hold it? One of them kids is gonna blow an 0-ring or something worse.

[saltandsand]

Blow an O ring or something.... hilarious....but I can see someone bringing suit for gastro problems claimed as being caused by the rule.

I can hear them saying it "Now Junior as part of your reprimand you head on down to the headmistress's office and get replaced with one of those new fangled remote controlled O rings."

Dang I though my son had a unique ability to burp the ABC's...and he has talked about flatulating so it sounds like a whistle on a train...guess that's what they mean by intentional gasing.

For all good sake can we just let them be kids for awhile??

[ibd fossil]

I'll bet the ones that complain the most about the "noise' offending their senses are the same ones that walk around reeking of cheap perfume and/or cologne that makes a person want to hurl 3blocks away. Let the kids have fun.

[RuddeDogg]

Anything for a headline.

[Lip Ripper]

hahah I LOVE IT!!!!

im 30yo, and my friends and i still crop dust eachother. how cool are we :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[J_Lannon]

hahah I LOVE IT!!!!

im 30yo, and my friends and i still crop dust eachother. how cool are we :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


Thanx Ripper................I had to wipe coffee off of my brand new flat screen reading that........:)

[matt anderson]

Its Man's god givin right to see who can fart louder

LoL



Matt

[lil red jeep]

If I was told I had to hold it, I'd friggin explode! Just ask my wife:eek::D

[rgking03]

Man,

I just taught my 5yr old how to pull the finger:D

[Desperado]

So, the old farts are imposing a crackdown, eh?

Why? You may ask. The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

[big brother]

no $^!+
charlie