Gnatman
05-19-2008, 03:23 PM
...SICK LEAVE
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy,' he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the boss mightthink I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What on
earth are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said,
"You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"..And where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)
She said,
'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark. :eek:
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy,' he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the boss mightthink I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What on
earth are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said,
"You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"..And where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)
She said,
'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark. :eek: