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SENATOR-FOGHORN
08-21-2008, 09:53 AM
Suh,
After a LONG absence without NEWSPAPERS or TV, I return and find that GEORGIA is being ATTACKED by RUSSIA! After much THOUGHT and LIQUID REFRESHMENT, I can come up with only ONE SOLUTION!!Surely, the Ruskies are TICKED at TED TURNER!!!CNN has gone TOO FAR!!!So they are attacking ATLANTA! Well, this being the first FOREIGN ATTACK on the PEACHTREE STATE since SHERMAN, the question is,WHAT IS THE CONFEDERACY (I mean the adjoining SOUTHERN STATES,beg pardon) going to do about it? I intend to go to the State Capitiol and VOLUNTEER to lead our BOYS IN GRAY against the RUSSIAN HORDE! I will place before the LEGISLATURE a BILL promising to SUPPORT GEORGIA IN HER HOUR OF NEED, even going so far as to SUCEED FROM THE UNION!!! (By the way, do you suppose the CANNONS at FORT SUMTER still work?) Be that as it maybe, it is OBVIOUS that a SOUTHERN STATE needs YOU TODAY!!! LOOK AWAY,DIXIE LAMB!!!
All interested parties may apply to:
The State Legislature
Atlanta,Georgia
Although, come to think of it, maybe we should support the SONS OF MOTHER RUSSIA.I mean,maybe they just want rough up Ted a little...Boys will be boys,you know!

Yours for a GEORGIAN VICTORY,
Senator Filibuster Foghorn
Member at Large
:rolleyes:

redneckranger
08-21-2008, 11:11 AM
Im riding out with Lee and Jackson today

SENATOR-FOGHORN
08-21-2008, 03:37 PM
To the Fair Belles of the South,
Since you all don't wear LONG PETTICOATS that you can cut for REBEL BANDAGES( most ladies fashions today have no spare material,not even fo' a BANDAID!) I would like to enlist you in ANOTHER needed faction of the CAUSE! Watch this space for future messages from the C.I.A.
,the CONFEDERATE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, about how YOU can thwart the ruthless russian rabble!!!

Keeping yo' AGENTS SECRET,
SENATOR FILIBUSTER FOGHORN
MEMBER AT LARGE

Southern Man
08-22-2008, 01:49 PM
Don't make me send the Devil back down to Georga:D

RuddeDogg
08-22-2008, 06:18 PM
Wow.........

NcRon
08-23-2008, 09:46 PM
:beer: senator time for another I think:beer::D

RuddeDogg
08-23-2008, 11:19 PM
:beer: senator time for another I think:beer::D

yep.

SENATOR-FOGHORN
08-25-2008, 07:32 AM
After reading Mr.Doggs long but interesting letter, i have decided to do the manly, correct thing.Cheers.