Why so serious?

[kingfisherman23]

I've noticed that the mood in this forum has been entirely too serious lately. So in the spirit of lightening things up a bit:

Two blondes get out of their car and close the doors. Suddenly the driver exclaims "Oh no, I just locked the keys inside!" So she goes into the house, grabs a coat hanger and begins trying to open up the car.

After about 10 minutes, she says to her friend, "I've almost got it, I think."

"Good," her friend replies, "Because it looks like it might rain soon and we forgot to put the top up!"

:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p:p

Relax and go fishing!

Evan

[Fishing_Feud]

HaHa

That might be a 10 in Raleigh but its a 2 in Norfolk:D!!!!


:D:D

[saltandsand]

Were they real blondes or just bleached out?

Nice one!

[wolfva]

Maybe it's just me, but everytime I hear the phrase, "Why so seriouse" I see the Joker grinning at me.....

Know how you drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.....

[sprtsracer]

Actually...that really happened with me, although she was a brunette...not a blonde. I was sitting at the bar at Applebee's in Bridgeport, WV with my Miata parked outside near the door, talking to the bartender, who was a friend of mine. There was a "fairly" attractive girl sitting about 6 stools away. It was summer, so the top was down on my Miata. She got up to go to the restroom, and, after listening to her conversation with my bartender friend, decided I'd make a bet with him. I bet him my tab that I could get her to go out and lock my car. He made the bet. When she returned, I looked at her and told her that I thought I hadn't locked my car and asked her to go out and check it, since I was a little "too tipsy". Lo and behold, she went out, reached in on the passenger side and hit the electronic lock and started back in. Made another bet for the next days tab that I could get her to go back. Shame on him...he bet again. When she got back, I asked her if she checked the driver's side...I thought my buddy was going to collapse when she turned and went back out. Of course, by this time, the whole staff, including the kitchen staff, were peering out and rolling with laughter! Best bar bet I ever made!!!

[kingfisherman23]

Maybe it's just me, but everytime I hear the phrase, "Why so seriouse" I see the Joker grinning at me.....

Thats the effect I was aiming for, lol.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you have to wonder how they got in there...

:D

Evan

[saltandsand]

Thats the effect I was aiming for, lol.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you have to wonder how they got in there...

:D

Evan

I like that one!

Was it because they were doing each other or because someone flipped the switch?