The Best Buzz Kill

[kooler]

you guys are too daggone serious please for the sake of the great wonder fish you got to lighten up a bit. what is the best buzz kill you have ever experienced. (or made up). this ones made up so real life experiences are the funniest, hopefully but dont underestimate your power of imagination.

so this guy walked into this right wing neighborhood bar on nov. 5 and bought a round for the house and called a toast and said ''here's to the next 8 years'':beer:

:p

[BubbaHoTep]

A guy I went to college with - true story - will keep it as clean as possible - I can't believe he actually told people about it. After picking up a "girl" in a bar and having a few drinks, he was taking "her" back to his apartment. Apparently, they could not wait, and he pulled the car over down by the river and they got passionate. He said he reached down and - well, it wasn't a "she" after all.

I'd say that would be the ultimate buzz-kill.

[racewire20]

A guy I went to college with - true story - will keep it as clean as possible - I can't believe he actually told people about it. After picking up a "girl" in a bar and having a few drinks, he was taking "her" back to his apartment. Apparently, they could not wait, and he pulled the car over down by the river and they got passionate. He said he reached down and - well, it wasn't a "she" after all.

I'd say that would be the ultimate buzz-kill.

Yep. That would do it for me!:eek:

[Southern Man]

A guy I went to college with - true story - will keep it as clean as possible - I can't believe he actually told people about it. After picking up a "girl" in a bar and having a few drinks, he was taking "her" back to his apartment. Apparently, they could not wait, and he pulled the car over down by the river and they got passionate. He said he reached down and - well, it wasn't a "she" after all.

I'd say that would be the ultimate buzz-kill.

Man that happened in Myrtle Beach. I knew the guy as I rented from his parents at the time. But she (it) stabbed him and he filed charges. Well as it turns out she (it) said it was self defense and the charges were dismissed.

Talk about about buzz killer

[BubbaHoTep]

Man that happened in Myrtle Beach. I knew the guy as I rented from his parents at the time. But she (it) stabbed him and he filed charges. Well as it turns out she (it) said it was self defense and the charges were dismissed.

Talk about about buzz killer

Wow. So not only did he discover an unexpected turkey hangin' there in the shop, but he got stabbed to boot. :eek:

[BubbaHoTep]

Going over to a buddy's house after a wild night out and crawling into what I thought was the spare bed where I usually crashed, only to discover I had crawled into bed with his grandmother instead was quite a buzz killer. :redface:

[RuddeDogg]

A guy I went to college with - true story - will keep it as clean as possible - I can't believe he actually told people about it. After picking up a "girl" in a bar and having a few drinks, he was taking "her" back to his apartment. Apparently, they could not wait, and he pulled the car over down by the river and they got passionate. He said he reached down and - well, it wasn't a "she" after all.

I'd say that would be the ultimate buzz-kill.

No, that's not a buzz-kill, that's called shots fired!!!!!!!!!;)

[kooler]

daggone did it have to go there. ok then. so...............
there was this guitar player that walked into this bait shop with a broken g string and asked the proprietor if he had any strings and he said ''yea there are severeral streams off of south creek''. and the guitar said ''no i said do you have any strings''. and the proprietor said ''oh yea we got plenty over there 10 to 80 pound test, what ever you need''.
:beer::p

[JeepMike]

A guy I went to college with - true story - will keep it as clean as possible - I can't believe he actually told people about it. After picking up a "girl" in a bar and having a few drinks, he was taking "her" back to his apartment. Apparently, they could not wait, and he pulled the car over down by the river and they got passionate. He said he reached down and - well, it wasn't a "she" after all.

I'd say that would be the ultimate buzz-kill.

Good Lord, that is the scariest thing I have ever read....:eek::eek:

[Southern Man]

Good Lord, that is the scariest thing I have ever read....:eek::eek:

Don't think it can't happen to you. When I use to drive Taxi, they had a TG convention (party) at 2001 in Myrtle Beach. You would be surprised at what I saw. I locked the front seat passenger door and made them ride in the back, a couple of them tried to get in the front seat, I told them I had spilled coffee in the seat.
One good thing about them they tip well.

PS there are several that hang out there regularly, I tried to tell this guy one night who he was talking to had a (well you know) he called me a layer, so I called her over and she (it) showed him. Master Card will buy you a hooker, the look on his face priceless.

[TideJones]

My biggest buzz kill was when my fifth wife caught me with my fourth wife's sister.

[Jesse Lockowitz]

broken rubber.

followed closely by...

ut oh, it turned blue...

[PEEWEE]

A guy I went to college with - true story - will keep it as clean as possible - I can't believe he actually told people about it. After picking up a "girl" in a bar and having a few drinks, he was taking "her" back to his apartment. Apparently, they could not wait, and he pulled the car over down by the river and they got passionate. He said he reached down and - well, it wasn't a "she" after all.

I'd say that would be the ultimate buzz-kill.

That would be the ultimate buzz kill, to think its on and reach for tha g- string and find a bananna hammock:eek:....:--|

[RuddeDogg]

Ain't nothin like being like being in your twenties and being out the club and ya pick an older lady (late 30's early 40's), ya dance, drink, flirt. She says let's go back to my place. Things get really hot and heavy and you are at the moment of truth and she says, "Oh S**T!!!, my husband's home!!!". Now that's a buzz kill in itself, BUT.....the problem is you are on the second floor. Nothin like climing out the second floor window buck azz nekkid. That was not fun at all.

[dirtyhandslopez]

Got invited to a ladies house for Christman eve. one night. Rode there on the scoot. When I went in the front door, besides the woman, al I could see was firetruck toys, models and a firemans coat hanging on a chair. What's all this then I ask. My husbands a fireman she says. It's ok, we're broken up but he still lives here she says. Where is he, I ask. At work, he'll be back in the morning. At 5am, this skinny boy was on his scoot, had taken care of business, and was hightailing it back to Richmond, hoping none of the husbands buddies(ems, police, ambulance, etc) had seen a scoot parked outside his house all night. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when I hit city limits...