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macadoo
02-04-2009, 08:45 PM
After years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
> evening when the
> > wife felt her husband fondling her in ways he
> hadn't in some time. It
> > almost tickled as his fingers started on her neck,
> then caressed her
> > shoulders and began moving down past the small of her
> back. Slowly, he
> > moved his hand over her breasts stopping just over her
> lower stomach. He
> > proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
> caressing past the
> > side of her breast again working down her side,
> passing gently over her
> > buttocks and down her leg to her calf.
> >
> > Then he stopped, ro lled over, and was silent. Aroused
> by this
> > caressing, she asked in a lovely voice, "Honey,
> that was wonderful. Why
> > did you stop?"
> >
> > He replied, "I found the remote."

RuddeDogg
02-04-2009, 09:33 PM
Shortly there after the neighbor's reported hearing a single gun shot.



Great one.

BubbaHoTep
02-05-2009, 09:19 AM
Good one, macadoo!

Funny, Ruddedogg on the gunshot fired!

:D

inshoreangler95
02-05-2009, 01:18 PM
Sweet one there macadoo! You too rudde! I need some jokes today, feeling ill!