Where's my Willie?

[Dogg Fish]

Missing Willie

>> > Man Wakes Up In Hospital...
>> > The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained
>> > consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a
>> > pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again
>> > and everything, but..... Something happened.
>> >
>> > I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was
>> > chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it. '
>> >
>> > The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in
>> > insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to
>> > build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did -
>> > better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap.. It's
>> > $1000 an inch. '
>> >
>> > The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, it's for you to
>> > decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
>> > discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before,
>> > and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out.
>> > But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide to only
>> > invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So
>> > it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the
>> > decision.'
>> >
>> > The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the
>> > next day. 'So,'says the doctor, have you spoken with your wife? '
>> >
>> > "I have", says the man.
>> >
>> > 'And has she helped you in making the decision? '
>> >
>> > 'Yes, she has, 'says the man.
>> >
>> > ' And what is it? ' asks the doctor.
>> >
>> > ' We're getting new countertops and a new fridge."

[Al Kai]

That was funny:D

[RuddeDogg]

Good one.

[BubbaHoTep]

EDIT:Wait wait is it funny because a new fridge and counters cost a lot more then say 8,9,10,11,12 grand?

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
:D

[drawinout]

I don't get it, I get the joke but it's not funny to me and I question why it would be to others.







EDIT:Wait wait is it funny because a new fridge and counters cost a lot more then say 8,9,10,11,12 grand?

It's a little over your head man.. You have to be at least this tall _____4'11"______ to get the joke..;) (just joking)


Funny joke by the way..:D

[drawinout]

I am over '4"11 I'm '5"5. On monday I will prove it.:D:D:rolleyes::rolleyes::p:p

In order for that measurement to be accurate, you have to take off the high heels!!!:D:D:p

I'll stop messing with you shark. I've seen you trying to calm it down a little bit today...:)

[kingfisherman23]

Hahaha this is hilarious!

And the original joke was pretty funny too ;);)

Had to change back my Ignore settings, I was missing too much funny stuff.

[jasonr]

hahaha that one did make me laugh.

And Shark, the joke is funny for any guy who is or has been married. Just have to be there to get it. Explaining it will not make it funny.

[jcreamer]

Wife read the title and all I heard was OH MY GOD

[kingfisherman23]

What kind of forums are you on?:D

A...fishing forum...I think...

:rolleyes:;):D

[Capt C]

That sounds like something my wife would say ...........:beer::)