A joke...

[kingfisherman23]

Got this in an email. It took me a while to get it. But that's because I never pay attention to the important things...

Why do pirates like tropical oceans?

Fewer seals...:D

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

OH!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D

evan

[virginia boy 1]

you got me. haha. I got it about the time I said it made no sense.

[Out Sick]

Pirate walks into a bar with one of those big round boat steering wheels in the front of his pants.

Tells barkeep he wants a beer.

Barkeep replies "sure but whats that wheel doing in your pants."

Pirate replies, "don't know but its driving me nuts!"

:p:p

[BubbaHoTep]

LOL on both of those




uh jokes, I mean :D

[virginia boy 1]

Ok, an oldie but goodie:

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock-itch

[Out Sick]

How come pirates can't say the alphabet?

Arrggg, Because dey always git stuck a C!

[Jackalopehunter]

whats a pirates favorite letter?

Aaarrgh!

why are pirates always a hit at parties?

Keg legs.:beer:

[drawinout]

Got this in an email. It took me a while to get it. But that's because I never pay attention to the important things...

Why do pirates like tropical oceans?

Fewer seals...:D

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

OH!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D

evan

AAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! It only took me five hours to figure it out..:redface::D

[kingfisherman23]

AAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! It only took me five hours to figure it out..:redface::D

Fear not. It took me longer than that.

[drawinout]

Fear not. It took me longer than that.

Yeah, it's kind of tricky... For the life of me I was trying to figure out how the hell a seal would slow down a pirate ship:confused:..... I thought about what's been all over the news lately, and FINALLY put two and two together..:rolleyes::D At first, that was the last thing I was thinking about... Took a while, but it eventually came to me...;)

[narfpoit]

I had to google it cause I do not watch the news but it was funny after that.

[kingfisherman23]

I had to google it cause I do not watch the news but it was funny after that.

narfpoit for the win!

Again, you got it faster than I did. We're talking 7 hours...

[RuddeDogg]

good ones.

[virginia boy 1]

A mexican pirate walks into a bar carrying a BIG parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at him and says "WOW where did you find him?"

The parrot answers "bwaaak Home Depot parking lot"