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lil red jeep
04-17-2009, 07:31 AM
Thought I'd share this with everyone. This happened last Friday to my neighbor, so I won't mention names.

My neighbor across the street is a police officer. Extremely bright guy. Will do anything in the world to help someone. One of those guys that make you wife mad that you aren't more like him, if you know what I mean. He had brought his motor home out of storage early in the week to prepare for a camping trip over Easter weekend. He parked it in his driveway and on Friday went to finish off his preparations. When he started the engine, he noticed the thing was running extremely rough, completely unlike when he drove it home and parked it. He looked under the hood, then took the motor cover off from the inside.

He found that a squirrell had climbed on top of the motor and started making a huge nest. There were large pieces of camillia bush, about half an azalia bush, lots of sticks, pine straw, etc. Probably 10 lbs of junk in only a couple of days. He also found that the squirrell had chewed through multiple wires in top of the engine. One of which went to a fuel injector (which explains why it was now running so poorly). We worked under the hood for several hours locating bad wires, cleaning out nesting materials and such before it was finally back to running condition. He ended up leaving to go camping about two hours later than he had wanted.

I saw him yesterday and he he told me he found the culprit who made such a mess in his camper. As he and his family were traveling down the interstate at 60 mph, the squirrell (who had stashed away under the dash board) dropped down onto his foot and grabbed hold for all he was worth. My neighbor said he was driving and trying not to wreck his motor home, screaming like a girl because he was only wearing sandals. His wife, daughter and daughters friend were all screaming like girls because they had never seen him scream like a girl. He finally managed to pull to the shoulder and get them out of the camper. He stood up and shook the squirrell off his foot and it ran behind his drivers seat. He said he took a few swings at the squirrell with a tire iron, but only had a couple of inches to swing in. Finally the squirrell got tired of being hit and took off out the door of the camper, crossed a ditch and ran into the woods.

It's times like those I wish I could have seen a tape of the incident. I thought it was too funny not to share!

ledweightII
04-17-2009, 09:28 AM
LOL....thats the funniest story ive heard in awhile.

RuddeDogg
04-17-2009, 09:53 AM
Now that is funny.

Mark G
04-17-2009, 10:50 AM
Conjuses up images of those squirrels high fiving each other in that TV ad. :D

On a serious note-- he might need to get it checked out if he was scratched or bitten on the foot-- very unlikely that he needs to worry-- but I wouldn't take any chances when it comes to rabies.

kingfisherman23
04-17-2009, 02:05 PM
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation anyone?

"Where's Eddie, he usually eats these things?"
"No Clark, not since he heard they were high in cholesterol..."

:p:p:p:p:p

Evan

BubbaHoTep
04-17-2009, 06:10 PM
Funny stuff, LRJ!

Yeah, that would be "priceless" to have on video for sure. :)

When I was a kid, my dad used to feed popcorn to the squirrels on the porch at the old house. They'd come down and put front paws on his shoulder and eat the popcorn he'd hold up. Well, one day one of the little buggers bit down on his finger and would not let go. I heard dad screaming and went outside. He was on his hands and knees whacking the squirrel (and his hand) against the porch floor, got up, ran down the yard, and started smacking it (and his hand) up against a tree until it let go. That was another one of those "wish I had it on video moments." :)

Al Kai
04-19-2009, 03:26 PM
That story is both funny and scary at the same time.

redneckranger
04-19-2009, 03:36 PM
ouch that sucks

rattler
04-22-2009, 02:17 AM
Dang things are stealing the fill from the lawn chairs on the deck.

lil red jeep
04-23-2009, 08:29 PM
Dang things are stealing the fill from the lawn chairs on the deck.

I guess they're just trying to make the top of your engine a little more comfy!:D