sprtsracer
04-23-2009, 04:01 PM
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the
Gentleman who is seated over there' – and indicated the sender with a nod
of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
and then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was
lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it
to the gentleman.
.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.'
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just so you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a
Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in
my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami and a 10,000
acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are,
would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.'
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the
Gentleman who is seated over there' – and indicated the sender with a nod
of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
and then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was
lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it
to the gentleman.
.
The note read:
'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.'
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
'Just so you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a
Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in
my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami and a 10,000
acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are,
would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.'