Part time job at Wally World

[sprtsracer]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work !

[justinstewart]

haha!

[jasonr]

haha Im home alone and just laughed out loud to myself :(

[basstardo]

The funnier part is I could really see you saying that!!

[racewire20]

Did ya keep the roll of smiley face stickers? You can tag the fish you catch with them.:D

[Al Kai]

That was good.

[BubbaHoTep]

Good one, sprts

[Jackalopehunter]

why do i see myself responding the same way sprts?

[WV Cobbmullet]

Just spit allover the puter. If Id a thought of it I would of said it.

[Thrifty Angler]

I'd suggest watching some Jerry Springer episodes. That'll prepare ya for any type pesonality you're bound to run into in life. :eek:

That's how I got thru my customer service days. :D