anyone you know?????????

[Topsailbum]

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came
in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You
know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and I
need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had
always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its
hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of
course, its right there."

If your not sure what a 710 is, click here.

http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg

[Bassboy]

LOL good one Topsail!!

[Macman]

LOL! Pretty good Top! Heres another!

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist,
"we don't have any" "But I always buy it here," says the blonde "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist "YES", said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container.........

" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[sand flea]

*snicker* This all reminds me of a joke a blonde ex-girlfriend used to tell people who told her blonde jokes:

"What's black and blue and lies in a ditch?"

"I give up. What?"

"The last mother*$#&# who told me a blonde joke." Then she'd snarl. :)

[Bassboy]

Lol thats a good one too!

[Thrifty Angler]

Well hang in there guys! Spring's just around the corner. Visions of something other than blonde jokes will soon be dancing in your heads! :rolleyes:

[shaggy]

Dang TA, just when guys wanna be guys. Thank the Lord for fishing weather, but with my luck, I'd still catch a blonde headed skate (nothing personal, my wife was, err I mean is a blonde, only her hairdresser and I guess me know for sure, and if it gets back to her, also tell her that I am still way too much in love with her to care ;) as are both my daughters).

Have Jeep will travel. :D

[inawe]

ha ha ha ha 710 ha ha ha ROTFLMAO 710 HA HA HA:D :D :barf:

[cocoflea]

Those were tooofunny:D :D :D :D :D

[hic-lock]

LMFAO

[Orest]

In the Beginning...


In the beginning...God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower,
and spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so
Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy
Kreme. And Satan said: "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said:
"Yes!" And Woman said: "I'll have one too ...with sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat,
and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to
size 14.

So God said: "Try my fresh green garden salad."
And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic toast on
the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said: "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried coconut
shrimp, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and chicken-fried steak--so big
it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin
and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats
adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose
those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote
control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and
started wearing stretch jogging suits.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent
double cheeseburger. Then Satan said: "You want fries with that?"

And Man replied: "Yes! And super size 'em!"

And Satan said: "It is good."

And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.


God sighed...and created quadruple by-pass surgery.


And then...Satan chuckled and created HMOs.