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Kozlow
02-22-2004, 03:55 PM
When standing alone on the beach at night have you ever wondered if the guy fishing 50 yards away is playing with a full tackle box. We all have a responsibility to make angling a safe sport for all to enjoy, free from psychopaths, serial killers and the criminally insane. This test is designed to spot those who pose a danger before they can hurt anyone.:p :p :p :p

http://www.geocities.com/tony2kuk/pytest.html

Hope you all were over 85%:D

LESS THAN 60 %

The computer has calculated that you are a danger to other anglers and has revoked your right to fish.

An armed response unit has been dispatched. Please stand at the window so they can get a clean shot. Thank you for taking part, have a nice day.

BETWEEN 60-85 %

You appear sane to most people but do possess some hidden psychotic traits. A good psychologist can help you overcome these urges before they manifest. You are free to continue fishing under close supervision pending further reports.

IN THE INTEREST OF PUBLIC SAFETY PLEASE OBEY THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS

Do not handle sharp objects such as knives or hooks.

Only fish during daylight hours in unpopulated areas.

Place your hands on you head whenever a member of the public passes.

The lead weights in your tacklebox are to be replaced with sponges.

A rope must be tied around you when fishing in case you jump in.


OVER 85 %

Congratulations you have passed with flying colours. You are now free to fish anywhere and at any time without police supervison.

inawe
02-22-2004, 05:02 PM
ya ya gotta get a gud laugh 53 LOL GUESS I GOTTA GET ME SOME SPONGE,S:D :barf:

bluerunner
02-22-2004, 08:04 PM
87% right here

Bassboy
02-22-2004, 08:27 PM
In all seriousness a 13% hmmmm maybe that might explain them voices ive been talkin too

Fatback
02-22-2004, 08:54 PM
67%...........Mmmmm.........Think the 12 beers I drank today affected my score..........Naaah.:p

Cdog
02-22-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Bassboy
In all seriousness a 13% hmmmm maybe that might explain them voices ive been talkin too

Hmmm, maybe I don't want to fish with you at night after all.:p

Me, I got 93%. Guess that means I'm safe. :D

RODMAKER
02-22-2004, 09:09 PM
Hey I got a 47%. Anyone want to go night fishing? I'll drive.;)

Digger
02-22-2004, 09:13 PM
Cdog you missed #14 too?

Cdog
02-22-2004, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Digger
Cdog you missed #14 too?

Howd ya guess? :D

JettyPaul
02-22-2004, 09:43 PM
93%

inawe
02-22-2004, 09:49 PM
Koz gave the test but I yet to see his score :D so far 50 50 think Ill just keep fishn alone :p

BAYFISHER
02-22-2004, 10:07 PM
i peed my pants laughin,thank god had me rubbers on.

OBX Rookie
02-22-2004, 11:04 PM
93% I was worried for a while, those were some tough questions! Who said picking answers randomly doesn’t work. LOL! I feel better already! :D :D

MarkDido
02-23-2004, 01:25 AM
I scored 0%....

I'm schizophrenic....and so am I!

Orest
02-23-2004, 11:26 AM
I told them at the facility that I was safe to be let out. Now I have proof.....:D :D

Topsailbum
02-23-2004, 11:35 AM
IS A NEGATIVE NUMBER SCORE A BAD THING???????????????:eek: :eek: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

Orest
02-23-2004, 11:38 AM
Nah - Your just safer than most....:eek:

sleepy319
02-23-2004, 08:40 PM
:jawdrop: 67%

i guess i'll take a rope with me the next time
and tie myself to the pier
:cool: it explain's the voice's..


:D :D