Shark Fishin'

[Orest]

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days
off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston
Island in his "Popemobile" when suddenly he noticed
a frantic commotion just offshore.

There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free
himself from the jaws of a 15 foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing
up with two men aboard.

One of the men, PresidentGeorge W. Bush, quickly fired
a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached
out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious John Kerry from
the water. Then using baseball bats, the two heroes beat
the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to
the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions,"
he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred
between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have
seen with my own eyes that this is not true!"

As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick,
"Who was that?" "It was the Pope," Dick replied.
"He is in direct contact with God and has all of
God's wisdom." "Well," President Bush said,
"He may have access to God's wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about shark fishing.

How's the bait holding up?"

[catman]

I love it.

Catman.

[JIGMAKER]

Great joke.

[Manayunk Jake]

Greetings All!

Tit for tat:

Moses (of Old Testament fame) was boarding a plane with Muhhamad (of Quarran fame).

George W (fresh from privatizing 250 Homeland Security jobs at the airport) calls out to warn Moses of the apparent danger.

Moses! (no reply) Moses!! (no acknowledgement) Moses!!! (obviously looking the other way)

Once seated, Muhahamad turns to Moses and asks: "Didn't you hear George W calling your name?

Moses shudders and explains: "Indeed -- but last time I spoke with a BUSH I nearly got burnt... "