Friday Funnys.....

Hat80 · #1 10-15-2004, 10:34 AM

As borrowed from the MW.

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves mistakenly assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retire and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own f...ng blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farts.

Oh yeah and The Redskins play on Sunday. LMAO ....Tightlines
GO BEARS the REDSKINS SUCK!

Big Rad · #2 10-15-2004, 10:40 AM

This board has released the beast in you

On the other hand it may just be saving some innocent from the wrath of Hat!!

CrawFish · #3 10-15-2004, 10:53 AM

That was funny.

Go STEELERS COWBOYS SUCKS TOO!!!

pensfan · #4 10-15-2004, 02:35 PM

You hit that one on the head Crawfish!!!! Cryboys Suck!!!!!!

CrawFish · #5 10-15-2004, 02:44 PM

You musta figure I'm a Skins' fan. As bad as we played, we're only 1 game behind the CRYBOYS, which we could tie after this week.

GO SKINS !!!!

Hat80 · #6 10-15-2004, 04:49 PM

NFC East
Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Road AFC NFC DIV Streak
Philadelphia 4 0 0 1.000 107 55 2-0 2-0 0-0 4-0 1-0 Won 4
N.Y. Giants 4 1 0 .800 104 72 2-0 2-1 1-0 3-1 2-1 Won 4
Dallas 2 2 0 .500 67 91 1-1 1-1 1-0 1-2 1-1 Lost 1
Washington 1 4 0 .200 71 85 1-2 0-2 0-2 1-2 0-2 Lost 4

Hey pensfan, do me a favor. Don't be like most of the Washington fans. Be sure and post again after Sunday.

....Tightlines

GO COWBOYS the SQUEALERS BLOW!

murphman · #7 10-15-2004, 04:51 PM

Take note who's in top!

Fly Eagles Fly All the way to victory!

pensfan · #8 10-15-2004, 04:57 PM

Hey Hat I'll be there Monday, ready to gloat of course. The Steeler secondary has always been Vinny's favorite receivers. Ask any Browns fan. Tightlines Hat

CrawFish · #9 10-16-2004, 12:33 AM

I was referring to the winning column, that the skins are only one win behind. With 4 games losing streak, we're right on pace to tight your record of Jimmy's first year (if my memory is right). Anyway, we're competing for first pick not the title.

Frustration and disappointment. For the last decade, DC area pro sports have not won anything worth mentioning, maybe the DC united.

Just sad to be a fan of a losing team. That's why I'm fishing even on Sundays.