100%

[fisherman8876]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H -A -R -D-W- O -R -K
8 +1+18 +4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%





But,







A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%







And,







B-U-L-L-$-H-!-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%







AND, look how far ass kissing will take you







@-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%







So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$hit and @$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

[shaggy]

So, as I see it when I go surffishing:

s - u - r -f -f -i - s -h -i - n- g
19+21+18+6+6+9+19+8+9+14+7= 136

I must be giving 136%. Gotta get out more, that is for "shore".

[Orest]

say, 'He/She gave 110%.' I say BULLS&*%.