Friday Funnys.....

[Hat80]

As borrowed from the MW. ;)

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves mistakenly assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retire and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own f...ng blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farts.

Oh yeah and The Redskins play on Sunday. LMAO :D ....Tightlines
GO BEARS the REDSKINS SUCK!

[Big Rad]

This board has released the beast in you :D On the other hand it may just be saving some innocent from the wrath of Hat!! :D :D :D

[CrawFish]

That was funny. :D :p :)

Go STEELERS COWBOYS SUCKS TOO!!!

[pensfan]

You hit that one on the head Crawfish!!!! Cryboys Suck!!!!!! :D :D :D

[CrawFish]

You musta figure I'm a Skins' fan. As bad as we played, we're only 1 game behind the CRYBOYS, which we could tie after this week.

GO SKINS !!!!

[Hat80]

NFC East
Team W L T PCT PF PA Home Road AFC NFC DIV Streak
Philadelphia 4 0 0 1.000 107 55 2-0 2-0 0-0 4-0 1-0 Won 4
N.Y. Giants 4 1 0 .800 104 72 2-0 2-1 1-0 3-1 2-1 Won 4
Dallas 2 2 0 .500 67 91 1-1 1-1 1-0 1-2 1-1 Lost 1
Washington 1 4 0 .200 71 85 1-2 0-2 0-2 1-2 0-2 Lost 4

Hey pensfan, do me a favor. Don't be like most of the Washington fans. Be sure and post again after Sunday. :p :p :p....Tightlines

GO COWBOYS the SQUEALERS BLOW!

[murphman]

Take note who's in top!

Fly Eagles Fly All the way to victory!

:p

[pensfan]

Hey Hat I'll be there Monday, ready to gloat of course. The Steeler secondary has always been Vinny's favorite receivers. Ask any Browns fan. Tightlines Hat

[CrawFish]

I was referring to the winning column, that the skins are only one win behind. With 4 games losing streak, we're right on pace to tight your record of Jimmy's first year (if my memory is right). Anyway, we're competing for first pick not the title. :eek: :eek:

Frustration and disappointment. For the last decade, DC area pro sports have not won anything worth mentioning, maybe the DC united. :eek: :mad: Just sad to be a fan of a losing team. That's why I'm fishing even on Sundays.

[HighCap56]

E A G L E S

[Hat80]

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/bear.gif
Here... Kitty Kitty

[Hat80]

ever a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. Guess the Skins got lucky too! :eek:

http://hometown.aol.com/ahreemanxiv/images/anime_squirrel_nut.gif :rolleyes:.....Tightlines

GO COWBOYS the SQUEALERS SUCK!