Colllege Athletes

[RedskinFan228]

Ten college athletes
the best the school could sign
One punched out a campus cop
Slam Bam we're down to nine

Nine freshmen athletes
Beefed up and looking great
One Od'd on steroid shots
He's stiff which leaves us eight

Eight freshmen athletes
With juiced-up Porsches revvin
One was driving stolen wheels
Beep Beep we are down to seven

Seven Sophmore athletes
Big spenders with the chicks
One took payoffs from alums
Bye guy that leaves us six

Six Sophmore athletes
Each betting he will survive
One helped gamblers fix a game
Bets off we're down to five

Five junior athletes
Hot stuff and out to score
One got busted dealing coke
Toot Toot that leaves us four

Four Junior athletes
Unleashed and running free
One shot up a bar and grill
Boom Boom we're down to three

Three senior athletes
In class without a clue
One flunked out and stabbed his prof
Point made which leaves us two

Two senior athletes
There school days nearly done
One got nailed for co-ed rape
Schools out we're down to one

One college athlete
Respected clean sincere
My gosh he's gonna graduate
Hey whats he doing here

Sounds accurate to me