MANDINGO
05-17-2006, 01:37 PM
A Woman Awakes During The Night To Find Her Husband Not In Bed. She Puts On Her Robe Andgoes Down Stairs To Look For Him. She Finds Him At The Dining Roo Table Sipping Coffe."whats The Matter Dear "she Whispers As She Enters The Room. " Why Are You Down Here At This Hour?" He Says" Do You Remember 20 Years Ago When We Were Dating And You Were Only 18?" The Wife Is Brought To Tears Thinking That Her Husband Is So Caring And Sensitive. "yes I Do" She Replies
The Husband Struggles To Get His Words Right. " Do You Remember When Your Mother Caught Us Making Love Behind The Couch?" "yes I Remember" She Replies Lowering Herself Into The Chair Beside Him. "do You Remember When She Shoved A Shotgun In My Face And Said" Either You Marry My Daughter Or I Will Send You To Jail For 20 Years?" Smiling She Replies Softly" I Remember That Too"
He Wipes Another Tear From His Cheek And Says " I Wouldve Gotten Out Today!":d :d
The Husband Struggles To Get His Words Right. " Do You Remember When Your Mother Caught Us Making Love Behind The Couch?" "yes I Remember" She Replies Lowering Herself Into The Chair Beside Him. "do You Remember When She Shoved A Shotgun In My Face And Said" Either You Marry My Daughter Or I Will Send You To Jail For 20 Years?" Smiling She Replies Softly" I Remember That Too"
He Wipes Another Tear From His Cheek And Says " I Wouldve Gotten Out Today!":d :d