Funny stuff

[matt anderson]

Well a while ago I was at the fier house hangin whith the boys and things were getting out of hand

we had smeard crisco on the bay flore in front of the swinging dores

We chased one of the guys in to the bay ,he hit the dores and crisco and whent flying and hit the wall reel hard :D :D :D :D

whel lastnight things were geting wild agen and this time the joke was on me , the same guy tha t I pranked backed his truck up to the swinging dores

well im on the other end of the fifr house
my buddy started to chase me down the hall to the dores my plan was to run to my truck and go home ..........dang I was Rong I hit the dores at fullspeed OUTCH!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:


Whats a good prank you'v pulled on sombody?

[Lipyourown]

When trolling with a newbie that takes a nap, run a 3 gallon bucket down a line and wake him saying "it's your turn looks big!"...the bucket will have a side to side action and will be fighting real hard. There is the possibility that you would be littering though.

[SameOle]

one night, like most, we went out to the bar and one guy got smashed.:--| When the guy ended up passing out, a buddy drove him to his house and I followed in his car. We put him on the front porch passed out and put his car in his front yard with the front left tire on his porch step and his front right tire deep into the bushes.;) ;) Needless to say, the next day he was pissed/freaking out because he thought we let him drive and he ran his car onto his porch. As far as I know, nobody has let him in on the secret yet.:D :D :D

[MANDINGO]

In Boy Scouts We Used To Meet At Our Pack Master's House And His Wife Loved Cats. Well One Day He Was Asleep When We Got There. We Took Cat Poop And Put On His Lip And Then Tickled The Top Of His Lip. Lol He Must Have Thought A Fly Was At Him Cuz He Swatted After It An Had Cat Poop On Half His Lip And Cheek!:d :d The Best Part Was He Didnt Know It Was There And Went Back To Sleep:d :d We Woke Him Up And He Just Kept Sniffing Until H E Stepped Into The Bathroom And Knew We Had Gotten Him. Even He Had To Laugh Cuz It Sure Was Funny.

[Finger_Mullet]

When I was much younger I had a buddy that licked his lips when he was asleep. he would constantly lick his lips over and over every few minutes.

We decided to put something on his lips to see if the taste would wake him up. We mixed up lemon juice, pepsi, pickle juice, mustard, mayo, soy sauce and orange juice. We coated his lips good and a few minutes later he licks them. He shot straight outta bed spitting and gagging. We were all laughing at him. He asked us what we put in his mouth. He said it tasted like pickle juice. Looks like all the other ingrediants would have killed the pickle taste.

[rattler]

i did not do this(disclaimer)but it was funny...a newb was fishing for the 3-4 time...5/0 hook and a big bait on a heaver...he went to the bathroom and one of the guys with him caught a 3" pig fish...reeled the newbs rod in and swapped the big bait with the little fish...when the newb checked his bait he was amased to find this little fish...he thought it ate the big bait and got hooked...LMAO...went 2 weeks before we told him...

[RedskinFan228]

i did not do this(disclaimer)but it was funny...a newb was fishing for the 3-4 time...5/0 hook and a big bait on a heaver...he went to the bathroom and one of the guys with him caught a 3" pig fish...reeled the newbs rod in and swapped the big bait with the little fish...when the newb checked his bait he was amased to find this little fish...he thought it ate the big bait and got hooked...LMAO...went 2 weeks before we told him...

Hmmmm sounds like someone we all know. Matter of fact I saw the picture. He was so proud of that fish. We should never have told him the truth LOL he would still be telling the story about that fish getting hooked on a 5/0 hook with bait that was bigger than the fish LMAO

[rattler]

i must say the guy has come a long way...at the rate hes going i'll be asking for his advise soon...

[matt anderson]

When I was camping in WI over the summer My brother pased out by a tree ,so I got some rope and a clip tied the rope to the tree and cliped it to Joe (brother) and dumped a beer on his head

he got PISSED and took off running for me , and got 15ft the got jerked back about 10ft
:D :D :D :D :D

[BrokenRod]

Back when I was a firefighter in Richmond, we pranked all the time. I stuffed stink bombs into the grips of one of the guys on the dive teams bunker boots. he would always have them waiting in the truck and would jump into them once the truck started rolling. It stank so bad another member got off the truck about two blocks from the call and ran to the call. I have also went to hit the rack one night and jumped in and all i hit was springs. took me three hours to find my mattress. all i could here was snickering in the dark. mattress was almost on the ceiling in the truck bay.

[JimInVA]

We were winter snow camping as Boy Scouts...

During my youth, there was something called "Fizzies" (see "What happened to Fizzies?" (http://www.oldtimecandy.com/fizzies.htm)). It was like an Alka-Seltzer with flavors. Drop one into a glass of water and when it is done fizzing, you've got a Kool-Aid or soda type of drink. Anyway...

I challenged one of the younger Scouts to swallow a Fizzies WHOLE. I even allowed him the option to have a full cup of water available to drink. He accepts the challenge, attempts to swallow the Fizzies and it [of course] gets stuck in his throat. He then began to try to wash it down with the cup of water. Unfortunately for him, that only resulted in causing the Fizzies to bubble fiercely and to send foam pouring from his mouth. I can't even begin describe how hilarious it was to watch...

[Jesse Lockowitz]

I hit the dores at fullspeed OUTCH!!!!!!!!


So matt, you hit them going at the speed of a slow fart?


no offense bro, but u run about as fast as molases going uphill in january, with a headwind of 40kts.


:D


See ya at the pier shortround.


Jesse

[matt anderson]

[QUOTE=Jesse Lockowitz]So matt, you hit them going at the speed of a slow fart?



so when your house catches fire ........ I'll remember this :D



see you at the pier Muffin Man