Malakas07
05-25-2006, 12:16 PM
http://www.manlaws.com
You don't change your favorite sports team in midseason. Even if they suck that year.
It is good to respect another team, but you don't go out and get another sport's team cap and shirt because they win more than yours.
Do not order spicy food if you can't handle it.
Never, ever leave any amount of steak on your plate.
the last slice of pizza is decided over rock paper scissors
Always give directions. Even if you are on holiday and have no idea of where anything is. Down the road, second right 5 minutes that direction, it's on your left you can't miss it. No vagueness.
Any form of body shaving, is strictly prohibited.
Man does not shave on the weekend, not even for church. If a beard was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for you.
an arm rest belongs to the first man that claims it
in an elevator, a man may never face anywhere but the door
a minimum of 3 minutes must pass before criticizing a friend's bbq techniques
regardless of searing pain, a man does not alter his stride over hot sand
If a Man is suprised by a snake he is only permitted to scream once.
He who catches the littlest or no fish is required to clean all of the fish.
If a Man drinks another Man's beer he therefore required to get that man another beer
A Man may engage in gardening but that Man must call it Farming.
A Man may not refer to " Fall " as " Autumn "
Using a real injury to your advantage is acceptable and clever.
The five second food rule is acceptable as long as you blow the germs off before you eat it.
Salmon is a fish not a color.
All injuries are curable by " Walking it off " or " rubbing dirt on it."
A Mans garage is for Tools not for the storage of christmas ornaments.
A Man shall never drink a wine cooler.
No Man shall never give himself his own nickname.
Submitted one myself.
No Man shall try on clothes before purchasing them unless it is formal attire.:D
showed you mine lets see yours.
You don't change your favorite sports team in midseason. Even if they suck that year.
It is good to respect another team, but you don't go out and get another sport's team cap and shirt because they win more than yours.
Do not order spicy food if you can't handle it.
Never, ever leave any amount of steak on your plate.
the last slice of pizza is decided over rock paper scissors
Always give directions. Even if you are on holiday and have no idea of where anything is. Down the road, second right 5 minutes that direction, it's on your left you can't miss it. No vagueness.
Any form of body shaving, is strictly prohibited.
Man does not shave on the weekend, not even for church. If a beard was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for you.
an arm rest belongs to the first man that claims it
in an elevator, a man may never face anywhere but the door
a minimum of 3 minutes must pass before criticizing a friend's bbq techniques
regardless of searing pain, a man does not alter his stride over hot sand
If a Man is suprised by a snake he is only permitted to scream once.
He who catches the littlest or no fish is required to clean all of the fish.
If a Man drinks another Man's beer he therefore required to get that man another beer
A Man may engage in gardening but that Man must call it Farming.
A Man may not refer to " Fall " as " Autumn "
Using a real injury to your advantage is acceptable and clever.
The five second food rule is acceptable as long as you blow the germs off before you eat it.
Salmon is a fish not a color.
All injuries are curable by " Walking it off " or " rubbing dirt on it."
A Mans garage is for Tools not for the storage of christmas ornaments.
A Man shall never drink a wine cooler.
No Man shall never give himself his own nickname.
Submitted one myself.
No Man shall try on clothes before purchasing them unless it is formal attire.:D
showed you mine lets see yours.